A message for Steve Jobs
For the last week or so, I’ve been awaiting the latest Apple announcement, hoping to hear about an upgraded Macbook Pro. Alas, nothing was revealed except the iPad. Let’s just get this out of our systems, shall we?
iPAD. HEE HEE HEE. TEE HEE HEE. HEEEEEEE.
Hee.
Okay, back to business. The other day, a friend suggested that I write to Steve Jobs and ask if an upgrade is forthcoming because ’sometimes he responds’. I was given no empirical evidence to substantiate this claim, but I thought I’d draft something anyway.
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Hey Steve,
What’s up? Mary here.
I know this might seem kind of unorthodox and even a bit imprudent seeing as we’re not formally acquainted but I was wondering if you could tell me whether you’re going to update the Macbook Pro anytime soon.
I promise I won’t tell anyone. I just don’t want to be in that situation where you buy a laptop and then three days later, the upgrade is announced and you feel like a boob. Don’t you hate that? I guess it doesn’t make a difference because you would know anyway, and you probably have lots of computers.
Either way, I’d really appreciate being told. In exchange, I won’t tell any period jokes, because I know you’ve been getting those a lot lately. Although, really, what did your marketing team expect?
I’m so keen on buying a Macbook Pro that I’ve already thought of a name for it: Hugo. I thought about naming it Gryffin, but I already have a bike named Gryffin.
This is my bike:
Thanks for reading and, if you can, let me know about the Pro. That rhymed.
Sincerely,
Mary Kozlovski