The machine

A couple of years ago, I drank a coffee that ended a friendship. The friendship had begun to curdle weeks earlier and, somehow, a decision to disband was made without a word exchanged on the subject.

During this coffee, the was-friend was talking about her options after graduating from university. She didn’t have a job in her area of interest. At the time, I was still bartending and suggested that she could get a hospitality job while she was looking for work. She responded along the lines of, ‘I don’t really think it looks good to an employer to have just worked in a bar for six months after uni.’

The comment bothered me for several reasons. For one, it was haughty. For another, who was this employer?

Since I finished university, I’ve felt this ceaseless pressure to be a kind of walking resumé; to think of myself not so much as a person, but a cluster of skills and attributes. Education. Employment. Computer skills. References. Objective, objective, objective, soldier.

I’m not comfortable with self-promotion. Cover letters make me cringe, and I shrink from telling people that I’ve had something published or broadcast because I don’t want to seem boastful. I also have an aversion to self-promotional machines.

Everyone ‘networks’, as they say, and there’s nothing wrong with telling people when you’ve done something great, but there’s a balance. There’s value in knowing when you’re saturating people and to wax Gladwellian for a moment—nobody wants to be their own tipping point.

I have some friends who promote at perfect pitch and I’m glad they do. The difference between these people and self-promotional machines is subtlety: a mention, rather than a broadcast. Often, I find the machines are the same people who will add, say, a magazine editor on Facebook who they met at a party for two minutes on Saturday night, because they might come in handy someday. I have only a sliver of tolerance for people who are forever ingratiating themselves, not because it’s wrong to carpe the diem, but because I see the insincerity and at that point, it becomes repulsive to me.

I don’t want to structure my life according to what some hypothetical employer does or doesn’t expect from me. The other day, I ran a few errands and read a book. I don’t consider reading a book a waste of a day, just because I can’t tack it on a CV. The graduate in me feels that what’s expected in this ‘transition’ from study to work is that I spend every waking moment accumulating skills because nothing I know is enough to beat the competition. Don’t you know this is a difficult job market?

I love to learn, but it annoys me that learning for its own sake is considered less valuable. Or that having a break after six years of high school and four years of university is not auspicious, because you don’t want a gap on your resumé.

Though I miss having more than $0.23 in my savings account, I am enjoying part-time work and the painfully slow application process. I have the time to read and write whatever I want, to not plan my week around course readers or the essay on Chilean history that’s due on the same day as the essay on the United States Supreme Court. It’s so luxurious. How many times in my life will I get to wander up Greek cafés, eat roasted cherry tomato breakfasts and sniff that The Age is so ‘lifestyle’ nowadays?

I’m 22. What is the fucking hurry?