The magazine section
This morning I walked to Borders to graze in the magazine section. A few minutes after I arrived, this little boy farted quite loudly. In a precursor to his teenage years, the boy then tried to blame it on his father:
“It was you. You always do big farts, Dad.”
I figured that the boy’s father was feeling embarrassed enough, so I hid my giggles by walking to the counter with my purchase. Just thought I’d share it with you.